Wednesday, February 01, 2006

WorldNetDaily: Britney, NBC in new prime-time profanity romp

When will they ever learn? Britney Spears is going to appear on NBC's pro-homosexual show Will & Grace--and I wonder who watches that show, anyway? Here is WND's description of the plot:
Britney Spears will guest star on "Will & Grace" as a conservative who hosts on a Christian TV network a cooking segment called "Cruci-fixin's."

The pop singing star will appear as a sidekick to the regular character Jack, who hosts his own talk show on the fictional homosexual network Out TV, which is bought by a Christian TV network. The episode will air April 13, and NBC seems determined to stir as much controversy about the show. "Will & Grace" is in its eighth and final season on the network.

Have I got that straight? The show is in its last season, it's about a fictional homosexual network (seen any homosexual networks on real-life TV? I certainly haven't.), and the network gets taken over by a Christian TV network, which then proceeds to put on cooking shows with titles that I suppose are meant to be blasphemous, but are instead merely silly. And this is supposed to revive NBC's ratings?

I hate to break it to you, NBC--but nobody watches you anymore! And nobody cares what you do on a show like Will & Grace, of which we expect no better!

I won't bother speculating on what the real-life CBN would do, if they ever took over the assets of this fictional network. But I know that it wouldn't look anything like this.