Second Term!

Courtesy of JibJab.com, who makes the lyrics available free of charge. Here they are, annotated as to who is speaking what verses:

BUSH:
Yes, I’m comin’ back to serve a second term.
This time I won the national elec-she-un!
Oh, thanks to you O-hi-a,
And dear brother Jebedia,
BUSH, CHENEY, RUMMY, AND RICE:
We get four more years to rule in Washington!

THE HOLLYWOOD CROWD:
Good God he’s comin’ back to serve a second term.
JOHN KERRY AND JOHN EDWARDS:
We were hoping in ’04 we’d get a turn.
ALL THEM DEMS:
But we lost the vicious battle,
BUSH
Now they’re stuck without a paddle!
CLINTON (renting adult videos)
Who will save us from con-ser-va-tiz-eum? (Hillary slaps him upside the head.)

BUSH:
I will stabalize Iraq in my second term.
And I will amend the con-sti-tu-sheun.
Then I’ll eliminate all the taxes,
THE WALL $TREET CROWD:
That are breakin; all our back-siz.
BUSH (breaks through a Social Security card):
And push for more pri-vat-i-za-she-un!

THE UN-WORTHIES:
We cannot believe he won a second term.
JACQUES CHIRAC (dressed as a painter):
He destroyed the trans-atlantic alli-unce!
BUSH:
Heck, I’ll extend a friendly offer,
Barbeque and beers in Crawford!
BUSH, CHENEY, CHIRAC, AND OTHERS:
Mending fences broken by pre-emp-she-un!

THE POPE, THE HEAD OF THE SANHEDRIN, AND THE WORLD'S RANKING AYATOLLAH:
We want peace on earth throughout his second term.
OUR TROOPS IN IRAQ:
We want Iraqis to have free elec-she-uns.
BUSH:
There’s a beef here, let’s dispatch it,
(John Kerry flanks him:)
And bury that ol’ hatchet.
Yes, we’ve been through stormy weather,
(Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac flank him:)
Now it’s time to work together!
BUSH:
Gather round the ol’ chuck wagon,
It’s a grand time we’ll be havin’,
THE ENTIRE BUSH ADMINISTRATION:
In the four years he has left in Wash-ing-ton!