WorldNetDaily: Osama alive, well, armed with nukes

That, according to a Pakistani journalist who talked to WorldNetDaily's premium sister publication, G2 Bulletin.

The allegation is that Osama bought his nukes from Russia. Whether they would still detonate or not remains an open question--after all, warhead material is radioactive and subject to decay. But we can't take that chance. We have to find him now--and we also have to build those off-shore inspection stations that we heard about during the Dubai Ports World debate.